Cigawetts

So Chris Simms, son of former NFL great Phil Simms and former Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback was arrested last night for driving will under the influence of marijuana.  I'm not here to pass judgement on that part because everyone is innocent until proven guilty and while driving under the influence of marijuana is inexcusable, I am not one of those people who buy that its much worse for you than alcohol if it is at all.

But the defense Simms chose today was uhmmmm

NEW YORK (AP) -- Tennessee Titans backup quarterback Chris Simms says police mistook a comment about smoking cigarettes as an admission that he'd been smoking marijuana before he was stopped while driving in New York City.

C'mon Son. This ain't North Dallas Forty. What kinda quarterback is smoking Newports at halftime these days?!

I'm honesly not sure whose version of the story is worse.